True to form i have neglected my blogging duties for 2 weeks now. not for lack of good reason, i have been relatively busy and yet not really busy at all...i believe the word for that is bored. as far as resolutions go i have already broken 1 and almost killed myself in an attempt to not break another. im sure those who know me can guess which ones. i have a most hilarious story for this week's entry that will completely sum up how i feel about myself.
last night i was having a dream (like i do almost every night which i blame on an overactive imagination and a refusal to grow up) when i decided to eat a neutral, brown colored gummy life saver. dont ask me where this candy came from or why there wasnt more but there is good reason they never produced this color cause it tasted awful. not even just bad it was bland, like eating rubber. well you know how in a dream you go through the motions but your senses are sometimes dulled. as i continued to eat this life saver and chew and chew and chew and all the while coming to the conclusion that this really tasted awful, i began to reject my dream so much that the disgust in my taste actually woke me up. as i began to wake up i realized that i was indeed chewing something and that it indeed tasted worse than in my dream. about 2 seconds later i realized i was chewing on one of my wax ear plugs that i had put in prior to going to bed since i sleep in the living room and it is impossible to get a good night's sleep without the aid of audio blocking devices. i sprung out of bed ran to the bathroom, spit it out and rinsed out my mouth. in utter horror i proceeded to go back to sleep but once i awoke again went through the rest of my day still able to taste and feel the waxy chewed up bits of grossness lingering in my mouth.
needless to say i was traumatized by this event and told my mother. when she asked why i subconsciously ate one of my ear plugs i told her "because i am so unhappy with my life right now that i have decided eating wax would be a tangible equivalent to how i feel." so there you have it folks, 2011, the year of the rabbit...MY YEAR is as predicted sucking horribly. according to mother this is the year for me to lay low since i will be having rather rotten luck. holy snot it's been 5 days....360 to go, lord have mercy.
Live ur Life,
Victoria Niles
last night i was having a dream (like i do almost every night which i blame on an overactive imagination and a refusal to grow up) when i decided to eat a neutral, brown colored gummy life saver. dont ask me where this candy came from or why there wasnt more but there is good reason they never produced this color cause it tasted awful. not even just bad it was bland, like eating rubber. well you know how in a dream you go through the motions but your senses are sometimes dulled. as i continued to eat this life saver and chew and chew and chew and all the while coming to the conclusion that this really tasted awful, i began to reject my dream so much that the disgust in my taste actually woke me up. as i began to wake up i realized that i was indeed chewing something and that it indeed tasted worse than in my dream. about 2 seconds later i realized i was chewing on one of my wax ear plugs that i had put in prior to going to bed since i sleep in the living room and it is impossible to get a good night's sleep without the aid of audio blocking devices. i sprung out of bed ran to the bathroom, spit it out and rinsed out my mouth. in utter horror i proceeded to go back to sleep but once i awoke again went through the rest of my day still able to taste and feel the waxy chewed up bits of grossness lingering in my mouth.
needless to say i was traumatized by this event and told my mother. when she asked why i subconsciously ate one of my ear plugs i told her "because i am so unhappy with my life right now that i have decided eating wax would be a tangible equivalent to how i feel." so there you have it folks, 2011, the year of the rabbit...MY YEAR is as predicted sucking horribly. according to mother this is the year for me to lay low since i will be having rather rotten luck. holy snot it's been 5 days....360 to go, lord have mercy.
Live ur Life,
Victoria Niles
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